In order to properly honor the half-birthday of one of the least celebrated Ballon D’Or winners in the last twenty five years (well, at least in my opinion. I think he was a great player that sadly doesn’t get the respect he deserves in retrospect), I give you…

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Zooey Deschanel still plays Sammer in the film-adaptation?

Photoshop level: Andreas Köpke.